1. Notes: 30 / 2 months ago  from hekyll-jyde

    hekyll-jyde:

    ay. ayyyy.

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    the amf ask box is closed for a raisin. You kids cut that shit out

  2. Notes: 328785 / 8 months ago  from yammdere (originally from deucebasket-deactivated20140604)

    deucebowl:

    a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

  3. Notes: 473611 / 8 months ago  from urban-pooka-deactivated20130914 (originally from internetwhore)
    urban-pooka:

mid2000snatalieportman:

pushinglackadaisies:

mewlymae:

#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.

is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator

yes

If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?
     
  4. Notes: 494 / 8 months ago  from colonelcheru (originally from omgthatspunny)
     
  5. Notes: 44 / 8 months ago 

    The ask box is now closed!

    Right now we’ve got a ton of questions and not a lot of time to answer them all, so the ask box is closed for now! Thanks a ton for your submissions and support. Updates will still continue, time permitting, but please don’t send in any more questions. That includes using the fanmail function— anything that gets sent in via fanmail will be deleted!

    Thanks in advance for your understanding and patience. Please continue to support Skullgirls in any way you can!

    Love and luck to everyone,

    The Ask Ms. Fortune Blog

  6. Notes: 124867 / 8 months ago  from gundelsol (originally from scratchingpad)

    sweetappletea:

    scratchingpad:

    Why Declawing is a Bad Idea (An 1-minute guide)

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    It’s also common for declawed cats to bite more since claws are their defense and without them biting is the only way they can defend themselves. Do NOT declaw your kitties! 

  7. Notes: 42 / 8 months ago 

    ask-soulsq3orjenny said: So Ms. Forunte can have your autograph?

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    I think you may have me confused with another purrson, but hey, I’ll bite.

  8. Notes: 15339 / 8 months ago  from gundelsol (originally from iamshadowthehedgehog)

    wtfstuck:

    wtfstuck:

    why did yugi’s grandpa need to go to the hospital when he lost a card game

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    (Source: iamshadowthehedgehog)

  9. Notes: 400489 / 9 months ago  from doyouwanttomakingfuckberserker (originally from meme4u)
    koulin:

ukulady:

tohru-adachi:

walpurgisnacho:

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

sigur-roskolnikov:

This tree makes の sense.

get the fuck out of here you clever little shit

OH MY FUCKING GOD FUCK 

HOLY FUCK I JUST

goddammit

best pun award goes to…

    koulin:

    ukulady:

    tohru-adachi:

    walpurgisnacho:

    carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

    sigur-roskolnikov:

    This tree makes の sense.

    get the fuck out of here you clever little shit

    OH MY FUCKING GOD FUCK 

    HOLY FUCK I JUST

    goddammit

    best pun award goes to…

    (Source: meme4u)

     
  10. Notes: 89 / 9 months ago 

    Anonymous said: Quit yucking it up, Ms Fortune.

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